I Sell Leather Pants
I saw David Cross last night. It wasn’t in an alley. I’ll tell you about my experience with Tom Hanks in an alley on a later date. I saw David Cross last night at a Borders for a reading from his new book I Drink For A Reason. It was good. The end.
Caught!
I was considering not going but I’m really glad I did. Laughs were had by all except the bodies that were being kept there from the overflowing nearby morgue. He read a couple of excerpts from his book, which made me really want to hear what the audiobook version sounds like. I’m sure it will be on YouTuber if it’s not already so do yourself a favor and go watch some terribly filmed book reading goodness. He prefaced his Q&A session with “I don’t know what’s going on with the Arrested Development movie.” Some idiot still managed to ask this question though. Idiot. There were a couple of other Arrested Development questions but luckily there were people who cared about other things he’s been involved with. Hey, I really like “AD” but I’d rather watch Mr. Show or Newsradio, which is probably my favorite tv show and featured a few excellent appearances by “DC”. Highlights of the QuestionandAnswer included “Do you have any suggestions for upcoming comedians?” and “Will you get high with me after this?” which both got the response of “No.” If I didn’t repeat these retarded questions verbatim I apologize. Idiots.
He was signing books afterwards but from the looks of it I would’ve still been there. So my friend and I went back to his place to practice for the open mic tonight and our show later this month.
Here’s an awesome and very professional exclusive photo from last night:
I better not find this photo on the cover of TIME magazine!
Jackercrap 
Post some more pictures of Boll Weevils.
Will do. Since you said “please” and all.
Hilarskis!