Creepy Black Sheep Dip
Here’s another strange piece of crart. (Henceforth crart shall refer to something that is both crap and art.)
Creep Contest
I can’t remember where I got this thing. I’m fairly certain I didn’t pay any money for it though. That’s just crazy talk. It looks like a sheep right? A tiny plastic creepy sheep. My theory is that it’s part of some strange Nativity set.
Let the nightmares begin.
There aren’t any markings on it so the date and manufacturer are unknown. My guess is that it was made in the mid to late 1870s. Next time the Antique Road Show is in town I’ll be sure to bring this in and act really surprised when they tell me it’s worth approximately $25,000.00 and an apple turnover. Once again, if you have any information on this crap let a brother know. I tried a few half-assed google searches but I don’t have much to work with. Creepy sheep toy? Weird sheep nativity? I dunno.
For those of you wondering what it looks like from behind. Sicko.
Speaking of sheep have you seen the moving picture show Black Sheep? I’m not talking about the Farley and Spade “kill whitey” flick, which is also still somewhat enjoyable. I’m talking about the 2007 Black Sheep made by Kiwis and by Kiwis I mean the people not the bird or fruit. It fits quite easily into the “horror comedy” genre. I have a soft spot for these kinds of films whether the comedy is intentional or not. There are some gooey effects by the peoples at Weta Workshop who brought you all that Lord of the Rings madness. With most films in this genre the plot could be written on a grain of Basmati rice. This movie is all about the psycho sheep and their methods of sending humans to that giant nail salon in the sky. The lead actress isn’t hard to look at either and there are plenty of moments that will coax laughs out of your throat. It’s not a hard movie to find whether buying or…um…paying with invisible money. Get thee to a nunnery!
Spread Sheep?
If you’re interested in more movies by those wacky Kiwis you should check out Eagle vs Shark. It’s like Napoleon Dynamite but with some crazy accents! Seriously though, it’s good. Watch it when you’re hungry. If you’re still feelin’ New Zealand check out some of Peter Jackson’s lesser known flicks like Meet The Feebles (strictly for the sickos) or Braindead (aka Dead Alive).
Jackercrap 
Crumps!!!!