Babies Having Babies Having Daisy Dukes
Do I even need to say anything about this? Yup. I found a stack of books on “the bench” the other day. One of those books happened to be You Look Too Young to Be a Mom: Teen Mothers Speak Out on Love, Learning, and Success. Oddly enough, I was able to sell this book within a week. I suppose there’s some sort of comment on the state of American teens in there but fart. Butt fart. The point is that the picture you see above happened to be between a couple of the pages in said book. I suppose it was being used as a bookmark. If the person that was reading the book is in the picture that’s a bit narcissistic and if the reader is not in the picture well then I guess that I’m a tad scared for my life. The book also had an inscription on the inside cover. I should have transcribed it while it was in my possession but I was high on Pepto Bismal at the time. It was something along the lines of “I know you’ll make the right decision” and what not. Abor…Pepto Bismal please give me money. The picture mostly speaks for itself. It’s another example of two ladies who are really into themselves and doing a couple of the classic “I’m a girl take my picture” poses. Unfortunately, they weren’t really considering their poses in relation to each other. Perhaps the girl on the left likes to eat farts or is proud of her friend’s buttocks. Also, the girl on the right is about to barf.
Today’s lesson is to always check your books before you put them on a bench for someone else to take. You may have forgotten about the nude pictures of yourself that you used as bookmarks. Conversely, if you find some books make sure you check for nude pictures of your neighbor. Learning.
Jackercrap 