English As An Attempted Language: Part 2 Still Languageing
Crap! I never got a response from the person in my last post. So instead here’s another quick back and forth from yesterday. It’s not as much fun but it’s germane to the previous post and I wanted to say germane. As before, the following is verbatim and any mistakes were left in.
Potential Buyer: HI!, I was just wondering if your guitar world 2004 oct. magazine still has the phish painting replica in the middle, and is it mint? Pleas let me know ASAP its a gift, thatnk!
Me: Yes it still has the poster/painting replica in the middle. The pages are in very good condition but the cover has a small crease. The cover and back have some wear.
Potential Buyer: Hi I need to know your username on amazon so i know which one to buy, also what condition is the replica in? thanks
Me: The replica poster is in like new condition. My username is (Howtosellthewholecrappinguniverse92, not really).
Keep in mind that most of this information was posted in my description of the item. At least this person actually bought the magazine.
In other news, I’ll be heading to Boston on Sunday for a couple of shows. We’re recording one of the shows but I’m not quite sure what we’re going to do with it. Either way it’s always nice to go back to Boston. Because I went to college there I have a lot of favorite spots and generally fond memories. I’ll be there for 3 days which means at least 6 of my meals are going to be from Crazy Dough’s Pizza. I’m not one to go on and on about food but this pizza is Nuckin’ Futs! (I just remembered the whole “links” thing.) Living in NY you’d think that bomb ass pizza was everywhere but you’d be dead wrong and alive disappointed. Crazy Dough’s has really fresh and clean tasting pizza for a cheap price. Geez this is starting to sound like an ad for them or something…which I wouldn’t mind doing…for money…or perhaps a lifetime supply of their pizza…and paper towels.
In other other news, I’m currently watching Operation Cobra and it’s quite bad. I’m not sure if it’s gotten into the so bad it’s good realm just yet but it’s showing promise. I am looking forward to listening to the commentary from Fred Olen Ray though it will never live up to the commentary he did from Jack-O. He’s usually quite funny, honest and has earned my respect from films like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers and Scream Queen Hot Tub Party. I also picked up a movie called The Kid With X-Ray Eyes which he directed under the name Sherman Scott. As you can imagine that movie looks like it has down syndrome in the best way possible.
Here’s one of the highlights from the Jack-O commentary. Fred was a producer on this and the director, Steve Latshaw, walks out on the commentary TWICE! In the commentary Fred says something along the lines of not having the budget to edit out Steve’s outbursts and walk outs from the commentary.
WARNING: This video uses the much more offensive form of “crap” numerous times.
Jackercrap 
Excellent Sir Millard Mulch reference in there!
Thank you sir. Where would we be without references? Limbo.