African American Mothers Unite!

I found another picture in the archives that inspired me to do a quick an internet search on the internet.
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Yup! The Mocha Manual To A Fabulous Pregnancy. Weird. They’re not talking about Yemen folks. What they mean to say is that mocha refers to chocolate which refers to black and by black I mean African American. What they mean in this case by mocha is people of color. If you want to make the big bucks you’ve got to open up your potential market right? Apparently there’s also a book but this is the DVD yo! This crap is nucking futs!
I noticed it in a grocery store in Philly and it just seemed completely ridiculous to me. It was nominated for an NAACP award? Seriously? I just don’t get it. It’s hard for me since I’m a huge racist and all. There must be some secret colored people pregnancy tricks in here. Maybe people of color are able to pop the zygote or fetus out, check it out right quick and then pop it in back in. You know they might not want the rest us to catch us on to this kind of information.

!!!! Insanity! Here are my quick thoughts on this video:
Is it me or does this narrator sound…not of color?
They actually showed a diaper with fake poop in it accompanied by “Eww! StinkyPoo.”
The author is great at spewing out lines. I hope they cast her in a prequel to Soul Plane.
The narrator actually said, “Girlfriend.” Yeah that just happened.
“Celebrity moms” you say? If you mean the lady who works at Nickelodeon then we need to talk.
I’d like to learn more about layering with tanks and tees please!
Tell me more about staying in “hot mama condition” please!
The best part is the 14 seconds of blackness towards the end. Whoops! I mean mochaness. My B!

~ by jackercrap on October 8, 2009.

3 Responses to “African American Mothers Unite!”

  1. interesting post !

  2. Thanks! I appreciate it. When race and entertainment media/business collide strange things happen.

  3. Thanks for purchasing our products, and help support the black community.

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