Jackercrap

Here are some answers to some questions you may have:

Q: What does jackercrap mean?
A: I can think of a few different things. In your heart you know the answer.

Q: What does cantaloupe mean?
A: Excellent question! From now on please refer to it with my favorite variation: rockmelon. For more info on cantaloupes go here.

Q: Who are you?
A: I am me.

Q: Why are you doing this to me?
A: Because I think you’re really cute.