Craigslist Crap
So once again, it’s been a minute since I have posted on this little slice of the internet that I have reserved. “They” say that you shouldn’t talk about inactivity on your blog, website or turkey farm. However, I like to put it all out on what “they” call “front street” and what not. My main problem is that I want everything I post on here to be really planned out and of epic proportions. There are lots of larger projects that I want to put out there but the larger they get in scope the less likely I am to complete and post them. I’m going to work on being more productive by posting smaller gems and nuggets while working on these sexier posts in the background. Sex. That’s exactly how I’m jumping back into this.
So…here we go. The other day I received this e-mail.
“hey
i was wondering if you could sell me 2 of your shorts but i need them unwashed and worn with a womanly aroma of yours i am more than happy to hear from you…”
And that’s all…bye for now. Perhaps you would like to know the story behind this e-mail. I put up a friend’s pants and shorts up on Craigslist to help her and I make some money. (I’ve mentioned it before but I sell crap on the internets to help sustain the life of me, my lady and my cats.) So the pants and shorts are in pretty bad shape to the point that some have holes in the crotch. This creep is obviously assuming that I am a woman and that for some reason I am willing to dump a perfectly good can of tuna all over these shorts so that he thinks I, as a woman, have worn them and smeared my “womanly aroma” all over them. He is wrong on both counts since I am just about to reach manhood and am fresh out of tuna. This doesn’t seem to be that uncommon of a fetish but it was quite bold to ask of such a thing through Craigslist. The other insulting part here is that on my listing I am selling FOUR shorts/pants while he is only willing to buy TWO of them. Sadness. I suspect this man looks something like this:
Also, I got married.
Jackercrap 