Christmas Giff: The World is About to Blowed Up Y’all
I’ve never been one to invest lots of time and energy in to made up holidays, which is ultimately all holidays. That being said here’s a late christMAS gift to you…or should I say “giff”. Har. On second thought, calling this a gift of any sort is unfair.
Back when Conan was hosting the Tonight Show he had a segment where he was the new Oprah or some crap. Like Oprah, he would suggest people buy or check out stupid crap. On one of these he suggested the video which this soundtrack is taken from and showed a clip with Kathie Lee Gifford doing a Christmas rap. I was sold and eventually used an Amazon gift card to purchase both the vhs and soundtrack. I think they both cost about a dollar each plus shipping. Unfortunately, it took me about a year to finally watch the vhs tape as my queue of things to watch at home is incredibly backed up. The video was quite terrible as expected but I got some laughs out of Kathie Lee and the group of stupid overacting children. Maybe if you’re good someone will get it for you next Christmas and you can snuggle up with your family on the couch while you watch some annoying little snots yell Christmas songs at you. And afterwards, thanks to me, you can listen to the soundtrack on repeat until you all set your house on fire. Merry Christmas! So here is the soundtrack featuring songs not even used in the video! Oh joy!
(For entertainment purposes only blah blah blah no longer in print blah blah not responsible for you setting fire to your house and family blah.)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=AKA6EXON
And of course, the rump.
And in completely unrelated news, I’m heading out for a week to play music for strangers in coffee houses. It’s a new experiment for me and I’m hoping it is better than playing random shows in random places for random people. You could probably call it an open mic tour but you could also call it playing a bunch of open mics outside of my immediate area.
Jackercrap 