English As A Second Language: Part Q: So Who’s Really In Jail?:
It happened. This is not the first time that this has happened. I think that you know what I mean when I use words like “it” and “happened”. This time the person/people in charge of mail at the jail sent back a little present for me.
And the bidding starts now. Let that be a lesson to all of you who want to send Maxim magazine to your incarcerated friends and relatives. If you buy something directly from Amazon or some other online retailer the jail/prison will accept it. However, if you purchase something from a third party, like me, who operates through the online retailer your horny convict will not receive their masturbation aids. Aids.
Anycraps, this is what the conversation looked like. Actually, this is exactly what the conversation looked like. In reality, this is exactly what the conversation looked like except for changing a name and address to protect all idiots involved.
This is ME: Hi. I wanted to let you know that this item was returned to me today from the post office. It was marked “refused”, “item not accepted” and “return to sender” by its destination. It’s sometimes the case that jails/prisons will not accept certain items or types of mail. If you would like I can refund you what you paid for the item but not the shipping since that has already been paid for. Thanks for your time and order.
Not ME: Could u send it to Belial Fartzencopher 8064 Necronostril Lane Peanutcop ca 9qq2q.. Was this a used copy that might be why
It’s ME again: It clearly stated in my description that this is a used magazine. You will need to pay for shipping again if you would like it delivered again.
Definitely not ME: Id like my refund then minus shipping
Ooooh my life…barf.
Jackercrap 
You sell Maxim magazine?
I sell all sorts of crap on Amazon including Maxim magazine.