Jackercrap

Wow I’m slacking again. I’m still one big slack. On the flippity flop, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
So here’s another interesting find from “the bench”.

Let me say that I am huge fan of senior citizens doing any sort physical activity especially if I can watch them without making my presence known. My favorites include anything with up and down or back and forth motions. I’m smiling right now because I’m imagining that you’re thinking sexy thoughts. Old people taste salty.
One of the great things about this dvd is that since it’s at least 50% homemade I was able to simply drag the video files off of the dvd and on to my COMPUTER’S desktop. Good thing I did this because I wound up selling this hot cake within a week of owning the crap out of it. I sell things on the internet if you didn’t know or couldn’t gather that from the previous sentence. I sold it for somewhere between $19.99 and $7,000,000,000,000,000,000. It’s going to be a joyous holiday season.

Here comes the teaser trailer but let me warn you that “as with any physical activity, some people may find the activities depicted in this video to be strenuous.” You’ve been warned you old sack of bones and plasma.

The best part is when she says harMAHNious. The other best part is the old people.

And in true Jackercrap fashion, I present you with the backside.

Next time I’ll be discussing the instructional video where they’ll teach your grandmother how to suck eggs. Butter and vaseline are involved.

~ by jackercrap on November 30, 2010.

Posted in Crap, Movies
Tags: bench, butter vaseline, dvd, happy happy joy joy, homemade, hot cake, old people, ren stimpy, salty, senior citizen, sexy, slack, teaser trailer, yoga, yoga in chairs