Whoopty Crap! Where Are My Flowers?!
Can you believe that it’s been one year of Jackercrap already? Can you believe that toads tend to freeze when you shine in a light in their eyes? A toad in headlights. So…I did it! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I’m so amazing! In a world…where people give up on websites, blogs, porn, twitter, myspace, facebook, and ebay here I am still slugging it out. Granted I haven’t posted in over a month. Whoops. I mean since I’m shelling out about $6,000 a year on this website I might as well do something with it even if it’s only once a month. I have things to say and stuff to eat. Send flowers and dvds to:
Jackercrap c/o Jacker Crap
NY, USA, America
That would be the view from my parents’ kitchen in Maine. I enjoy watching the pretty Maine birds eating from the bird feeder. It’d be nice to have a bird feeder here but there’s probably some law against having bird feeders on fire escapes. I live in an apartment in NY. Have I not made that clear in the past? There aren’t many pretty birds around here anyways. Although, I see some pretty sweet eagles in the park from time to time. My trip to Maine was good. (I’ve given up on trying to have some sort of cohesive structure here. Enjoy my stream of consciousness ramblings. I dare you.) My parents always make sure my visits are awesome because if they didn’t…well I’d probably still visit them anyways for the free lodging and food. My trips to Maine generally consist of going to yard sales, swimming in the pond, walking trails, trying new and strange sodas, watching movies, catching grasshoppers/frogs/fish/cats, and eating way too much lobster. I usually manage to be allowed to relax an hour here and there too. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Bye for now.
Jackercrap 