Glassjaw Takes Over USPS
I got this in the mail yesterday.

The SHARPIE is there just to block my address. If you are interested in sending me free stuff leave a comment and I’ll give you my address. Also, SHARPIE people please give me money. Look at all this advertising I’m doing for you. Here’s a closer look at the important part.

Once I saw this in the mail I was very happy and confused. What you see is what you get. It’s just a piece of cardboard with that classic logo. If you couldn’t figure out from the title that is the GLASSJAW logo. I’m pretty sure I got this because I ordered a hoodie from GLASSJAW a couple of years ago and my address was in their system etc. Obviously, the theories about the meaning of this are all over the place. If it’s somehow connected to a new album that would be great but I gave up on holding my breath and testicles some time ago. I think that it would be really lovely if this acted as a ticket to an upcoming show/beer pong party.

Whatever this means, it’s an interesting way to get people talking and reignite some interest. I’m just hoping that it means anything.
