Peavey Raptor…More Like Peavey Craptor

It has been my experience that the Peavy Raptor is a crappy guitar. Also, it’s called a Peavy RAPTOR. Whenever I see the word raptor it makes me think of wrapping up a girl in a tarp or perhaps some plastic. You know? Like yo son I just raptor/wrapped her down at the beach and smoked some cocaine cigarettes. Welcome to Jurassic Park.

(Doo do doo…do doo.)

~ by jackercrap on July 17, 2010.

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