I’ve Got Terrible News…
This exists.
It truly is a sad day. Why I’d even call this the saddest day. For those of you reading this in a possible future where the link no longer exists let me explain. Some donkeypuppet on ebay will photoshop a picture of you into a photo of Justin Bieber. (Note that on the heading for their listing they don’t even spell this dreamy hairless boy’s name right.) So once you’ve creepily sent a stranger your naked pictures they will throw this hack job on a shirt, mousepad, or tote for only $24.99! Are people actually falling for this scam? Sadly the answer is yes based on the large amount of feedback this top-rated seller has received. Let’s look at a couple of examples.
“You made very nice photo, only my face is maybe too dark according to Michael” (Strangely enough this was for some crappy shirt with this sucker and Michael Jackson. Was MJ giving fashion advice from beyond the grave? I’m sure there’s some skin color joke in there too. Feel free to send your jokes in.)
“Awesome editing of pic used.Super item.Lightening fast service.Highly reccomend”
(This is just an example of one of the many butt junkies who don’t have the ability or friends to put their head on the body of some jerk from Halo.)
So have fun browsing and finding the right celebrity for you. There’s something for every chump. Please be sure to send in the pictures of your finished product to me for educational purposes. Happy shopping!
Jackercrap 