English As An Attempted Language: Part 4 The Next Temptation
And here is yet another detour from my sage touring advice/defecation. You know the drill. Here’s what another happy customer wrote to me:
“I received your item and it was not the one i saw when ordering –the price is to low to return–will donate to charity–will leave No Feedback pro or Con at this junction. I always say the cheap turns out to be more expensive–will not order from you again no matter what the price point–thank you”
It sure sounds like I sent the wrong item huh? I must have screwed up big time. Once again I have no idea what’s going on with the grammar, punctuation and random Capitalization. I do want to incorporate more of—these–though. Here’s what I wrote back:
“I’m sorry to hear that you’re not satisfied with this transaction. If you could help me understand in what way you believe what you ordered is not the one you saw when ordering I would appreciate it. This was supposed to be what you ordered:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000C8ART
If you type in the UPC on the dvd you received in Amazon’s search field it should take to you the address I provided above. The image and description matches what I sent out to my knowledge. Sorry for the inconvenience. Thanks for your order and time.”
I can sure be a nice guy even when someone is being a complete piece of crap right? I’m just too nice for my own good really. It’s true that I could have sent out the wrong thing and I have done it before…once. I thought it was possible that it happened here because I did have two different versions of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre on dvd that I sold a couple of weeks apart. Here’s what he wrote back:
“I thought I had ordered the newer version with refnee Z. As I said, the money is so small lets not continue this further–no refund is wanted or needed–thank you.”
Hmmmmmm. Sounds like someone’s story changed. You see how it went from being my fault to his? When it’s my fault he wants to crap all over me and say he’ll never buy from me again but when it’s his fault he doesn’t want to talk about it. Regardless, I hope this quick to point fingers scumbag doesn’t buy more junk from me…no matter what the price point. And of course—refnee Z? This is the most creative way of referring Renee Zellweger I’ve ever seen. Well except for this:
(For just the reference skip to 2:30 and watch out for the active F-Bombs. I’m talking about curse words people.)
Jackercrap 