Jackercrap

Hey. Here’s some more weird crap thanks to selling crap on the craps.
Here comes that quote:

“Hello,

i ordered the noted item from you back in December so you could ship it to my nephew in Lancaster. I was not able to contact him till last week (he’s incarcerated) i was wondering if he had received the magazine and he knew nothing of it (and had not received it). Can you please tell me why he did not receive what i ordered for him from you.

Thanks.

(Their name was here. Let’s pretend it was Enema Bag Jones.)”

That’s the end of the quote. My reply was pretty boring. It’s a nice thought that aunts are sending their incarcerated nephews maxim magazines. It really just warms my bellybutton. So next time you see your aunt make sure to kick her in the shins and make her feel bad with your words. Maybe something like the following:

Why don’t you send me magazines when I’m in jail?!
Why can’t you get me incarcerated?!
You should be ashamed that I’m not in prison!

Stuff like that would suffice. I’m about to get picked up to go to Boston. I hope everyone keeps it real in NYC while I’m gone. The real scale is going to drop a lot when I leave. Peace out girl scout!

~ by jackercrap on February 21, 2010.

Posted in Crap
Tags: bellybutton, dave foley, maxim, the wrong guy