Sarasota…More Like Boreasota
TWINKIES! I’m just trying to keep up my end of the bargain.
I’m leaving for Sarasota, FL tomorrow. I wish that I could say it was music related but alas it is not. I’m going to a wedding. I’m pretty much being forced to go but it’s ok. It’s sort of my duty as an American citizen I suppose. I’m not really all that big on weddings. I think it’s kind of pointless except for the breaks the government gives you for some reason. I’m not sure I’ll ever understand that. I think it’s one of the many ways “the man” is trying to bring a brother down. If you wave the carrot of lower taxes in front us we’ll do anything. You want me to obliterate my scrotum?! No way! You say you’ll lower my taxes? Well…ok. And that’s the story of why I obliterated my scrotum.
I’ll only be gone for four days. When I get back I’ll be preparing for the first MPF show in Philly. This project has been going really well. We’ve been very productive on a lot of fronts and it’s all been quite rewarding and satisfying. There sure will be more crap when I get back and maybe I’ll even do some posts on the phone. Eerie black magic that is.
Jackercrap 
That is a beautiful, porcelain, obliterated scrotum. Like a china doll.