Twinkie The Kid Part 2: Bean Bag Plush
By far my most popular post has been Twinkie The Kid: The Twinkie Holder. The next most popular post has only a quarter the amount of posts! Does anyone have an explanation for this? Perhaps I’m not the only that’s gone through a Twinkie The Kid phase. Maybe it’s the glorification of Twinkies from Zombieland. I know Woody Harrelson had me itchin’ to get my “twink on”. (Feel free to spread this phrase that I’ve just coined. Especially the next time you see a “bear” or “motorcycle enthusiast” wearing all of his leather apparel.) Well for whatever the reason, from now on all of my posts will be Twinkie related. Nah. Not really. That’s crazy talk.
Here’s another piece of crap from the great eBay rampage of ’03.
His crotch and butt contain the bean bag portion. The implications are somewhat obvious. I know that I don’t like getting hit in my bean bag. You see what I did there?
This kid is just filled to the tippity top with cream. Please don't stare at his crotch.
Strangely, he doesn’t have his signature lasso once again. It doesn’t seem like it would be that difficult or costly to put some brown yarn in his hand. Oh well. I hope you enjoyed the second installment of the Twinkie The Kid experience. In keeping with the jackercrap tradition I leave you with the rump.
Back dat thing up!
Jackercrap 
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