Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Pills
Ok. I’m trying to get back to writing about things other than my musical activities. So today I offer up some more CRAP!
Does your week start on Sunday? Mine starts on Wednesday.
This be a JUMBO 7 day pill-box. I like how the word JUMBO is larger than the other words because JUMBO does in fact mean large or big or even HUGE! I found this on “the bench” last night along with some other stuff. No details on the other stuff yet but they just might be edible. But I mean hey, what isn’t edible? Lots of things are edible I suppose. Edible meaning “fit to be eaten”. One could say that leaves are edible. It’s not going to kill you or anything. What I’m getting at is that the next time you see a pile of leaves don’t hesitate to grab some for a snack. Unless you’re too good for leaves that is!
Variety is the spice of life. Spice is also the spice of life.
Did I mention that this pill-box is JUMBO? Because it totally is. I hope that this a novelty item because if you need that many pills I feel bad for you. I feel so bad for you that I want to give you a nice foot rub. Would that be ok? Maybe you just can’t see very well so you need JUMBO letters to make sure you take the right pills on the right day. If this is the case the foot rub offer still stands. Don’t worry ok? And yes, it does remind me of a certain Glassjaw album cover. Did I mention that I can generally swallow a pill without water? Well I can. On that note, here’s the very necessary peek at the behind:
That behind is green. Wink. Barf.
Jackercrap 