Oh Netflix. What was I thinking?
“Whatever is out there is carnivorous. And it sounds very…very hungry.”
Once I heard that line 17 minutes into the movie I knew all hope was lost. I’m talking about Planet of Dinosaurs. It’s definitely one of those “hey it’s 3am and I’m delirious and adding weird stuff to my Netflix queue” kind of deals. Heck it’s even playing right now as I write this. It’s just that lame and boring. It doesn’t help that it’s got that whole 70s vibe either. I have a much higher tolerance for crappy 80s movies probably because I grew up with them. I don’t have any info that wikipedia can’t give you but I can say that this is just terrible. Normally this is the kind of thing that I download instead of wasting on Netflix but I couldn’t find a copy online. I can’t blame anyone for not wasting the time to rip and upload this. Please avoid this unwatchable movie at all costs except $2.13 (cough). Wait a minute…my computer is “skipping over damaged area”. This is great news! Now I have a reason to send this back without finishing it! Kudos to you computer and all your massive offspring.
That's me! (The turtle.) A much better dinosaur.
Jackercrap 