Jackercrap

Here’s a quick post to help me stay on that steady one post a day schedule…a’ight?! Cool.

Today I found some books. This is something that happens quite often in my life. I am truly blessed by Satan and all his little wizards I guess. The unusual thing that happened this time is that this fell out of one of the books:

Kind of weird, right? It was in a cookbook. I hope this wasn’t a book that belonged to some sort of sick cannibals or something. We are Indians. There isn’t any writing on the back especially a recipe for Broiled Young Boy. There’s a story here somewhere. If only this picture and cats could speak. The things they’d scream and the cuss words that they’d use. Boy oh boy.

That truck is doooooope! I want one for Flag Day. So yeah, this photo looks like it’s from the 70s yeah? If you are this child (now considerably larger and hairier I hope) or know who this is lemme know brutha.

This is a picture so it doesn’t have much of a backside. To make up for this I’ll leave you with a picture of a bunch of crap in an empty pool.

I’m leaving for Chicago tomorrow. So that’s cool.

~ by jackercrap on September 16, 2009.

Posted in Crap
Tags: boy, cannibal, cannibal the musical, cook book, lost children, pokemon, satan, wizards